Well this is embarrassing. We're having "issues" with our payment provider.
Rather than accidently drain your bank account, or ours, we're just going to disable payment related stuff until our
engineers get in a ring with their engineers and we see who wins. Taking bets now, current line is 2/1 for our guys.
Try back later. If you have questions, concerns or want to place your bet send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org